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Sherlock Holmes

literarystarbucks:

Sherlock Holmes goes up to the counter, accompanied by an aged doctor. Holmes orders two grande Earl Grey teas with room for cream and sugar. He makes eye contact with the barista and says, “Yes, my dear, I know it was you.” The barista flees the scene, with Holmes in hot pursuit. Dogs howl in the distance. Holmes continues drinking his tea.

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

the-chokey:

i leave tumblr for 2 days and come back to find everyone pregnant

the-chokey:

i leave tumblr for 2 days and come back to find everyone pregnant

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Song: THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
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This Is Halloween - Vitamin String Quartet

katyissuperawesome:

thekatie-bird:

wouldn’t it be funny if in like fifty years someone made a movie about leonardo dicaprio and the actor that played him won an oscar

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smosh:

The “Pregnancy Announcement” Meme From Japan Is Positively Hilarious

she-wants-the-eod:

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

Also drunk people

  #the drunki cat owner  

momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

reckjulia:

The doctor is stuck in a shrunken tiny tardis and all I could think of was a sweet hermit crab falling in love with him….

reckjulia:

The doctor is stuck in a shrunken tiny tardis and all I could think of was a sweet hermit crab falling in love with him….

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school
mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

jumping7salmon:

meangreenmotherfromouter-space:

Oh my god…

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER MUST WATCH